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A jumbo jet is coming into Tampa Airport on its final approach...
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our Final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay."
Then he forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge boobs out for dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off...
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says, "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a sh*t first !!!
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH! Dang! The old lady was hilarious! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) One of the funniest things I have ever read.
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lol old lady funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
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lmfao! the old lady's so funny.
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omg...
I don't get it?>?
Can someone please explain?
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HAHA. What a funny old lady. xD
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....hahahaha....ha............a
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omg...
I don't get it?>?
Can someone please explain?
LOL. The stewardess wants to turn the intercom off, but the old lady thinks the stewardess is rushing to the pilot so that they can go out for the date he's planned. Because the first part of what he says is: "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap." That's why the old lady tells the stewardess not to hurry because the pilot's gotta finish his business in the toilet first. LOL.
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Hahaha. The old lady's hilarious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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PHHAHAHAHAHAHH~~~~~~~~~
GOTTA LOVE THE OLD LADY~ HAHAHA
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! haha the old lady's cool XD
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Hahaha.................old people are wise eh?
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HAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!!! its always the old lady... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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haha the old lady made it funny.
& no need to run.. people will know its you.
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LOL PUAHAHHAHA must be sooo embarassing for the stewardess now lolz after the old lady's comment must be even more embarassing
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LMAO...........i bet the stewardess wants to kill the pilot now (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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haha aww..poor stewardess...
i love old ladies haha