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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to go something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: "SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING" Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: "SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY". That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day to complain.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone. The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign, it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
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"NUDIST COLONY - Go slow and watch out for the chicks"
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HAHAHAHAH LOL!!!
That's clever!
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haha thats hilarious =D good stuff
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LOL that's so smart of him!
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HAHAHAHAHA !! thats genius !! XD
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rofl! that was very smart of him. lol the drivers will be disappointed when they see it's not those kind of chicks.
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LOL! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Smart farmer.
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this reminds me of some other joke when the boat passsed a nude beach, and everyone crowded onto one side of the boat to see the nude beach, and then it tipped over cuz of the weight all on one side xD
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LOL. I didnt expect that.
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heheheh... good one!!! was very unexpected
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haha that's funny and cute lol (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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LOL, smart guy hahahhahaaha
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hahaha
watch out for chicks LOL
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LOL farmer john's got some skills ahaha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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OOOhhhhhhhhhhh
that was good~ haha
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What a smart man..
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lmfao. XD Wouldn't the drivers run over the chickens purposely due to frustration though? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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HAAHHAHA nice one.. smart xDDD
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LOL!!! that's really smart!
"i see nude (feathered) chick(en)s walking down the street.."
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That's really smart of the farmer-thanks for sharing this!