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From the book "1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said"
"I've read about foreign policy and studied; I now know the number of continents." - George Wallace, in his 1968 presidential campaign
"Thanks for the poncho." - Bill Clinton when presented with the Romanian tricolor flag during a visit to that country
"As I was telling my husb-...As I was telling President Bush..." - Condoleeza Rice, unmarried national security advisor
"Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do." - Hillary Clinton, speaking at a 1996 Democratic fund-raiser
"I think we can agree. The past is over." - George W. Bush
"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world; you know, people focus on the process and not results." - George W. Bush
"It will take time to restore chaos and order." - George W. Bush
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." - George W. Bush
"We are making steadfast progress." - George W. Bush
"A zebra cannot change its spots." - Al Gore
"I tell you, that Michael Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he? Three plays in twenty seconds!" - Al Gore, commenting on basketball star Michael Jordan
"It's not easy getting up here and saying nothing. It takes a lot of preparation." - Barry Toiv, White House spokesman
"That low down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jacka$$ and I'm just the one to do it." - unidentified Texas congressional candidate
"He must have made that [move] before he died." - Lawrence "Yogi" Berra, former catcher of the New York Yankees, a reference to movie star Steven McQueen
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and if he was poor, I'd return it." - Lawrence "Yogi" Berra, when asked what he would do if he found a million dollars
"Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil..." - recipe given on television's The French Chef
"Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure." - unidentified radio announcer
"Now isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" - attorney
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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LOL! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Nice...very nice.
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." - George W. Bush^^HAHA!
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lol I heard that the dumbest things ever said were actually said by US politicians!
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"As I was telling my husb-...As I was telling President Bush..." - Condoleeza Rice, unmarried national security advisor
Sounds like something's going on (IMG:style_emoticons/default/phew.gif) Hahahah JK..
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muahhahaa~ some of them are really funny` and some are kinda weird~ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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OMFG.. i thought C. Rice was suppd to be like a CHILD genius.. ahaha.. well, we're all human... well maybe except the politicans who seem to have said most of everything d:
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"Thanks for the poncho." - Bill Clinton when presented with the Romanian tricolor flag during a visit to that country
"Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil..." - recipe given on television's The French Chef
OMFG. I cracked up so hard on these two that I started crying ^^ Haha. Thanks for the good laugh! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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"A zebra cannot change it's spots"
OMG, LOL!
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"That low down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jacka$$ and I'm just the one to do it." - unidentified Texas congressional candidate
AHAHAHHAHA he's calling himself a jack@ss
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and if he was poor, I'd return it." - Lawrence "Yogi" Berra, when asked what he would do if he found a million dollars
LOL yeah riiight...
"Now isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" - attorney
ahaha!!
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"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and if he was poor, I'd return it." - Lawrence "Yogi" Berra, when asked what he would do if he found a million dollars
"Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil..." - recipe given on television's The French Chef
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C.
lmfao! I liked those three the most.
editt
oh and this one:
"I tell you, that Michael Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he? Three plays in twenty seconds!" - Al Gore, commenting on basketball star Michael Jordan
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lol they're funny! they must've listen very cafeully..0.0
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I think we can agree. The past is over.
ROFL that one cracked me up! specially when I saw the name Bush right next to it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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norman einstein.. hahaha..
the george w. bush ones are so funny
goodness.. these are SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO stupid
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hahaha, yeah the george bush ones are funny, but overdone. share more please =D
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haha.
"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world; you know, people focus on the process and not results." - George W. Bush
O___O
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"That low down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jacka$$ and I'm just the one to do it." - unidentified Texas congressional candidate
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and if he was poor, I'd return it." - Lawrence "Yogi" Berra, when asked what he would do if he found a million dollars
"Now isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" - attorney
ahaha!!
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LOL..I like the ones by George W. Bush.
"I think we can agree. The past is over." - George W. Bush
hhahaa
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haha some of them are really funny but some of them i just don't get -0-
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Most of them are by people who are involve in Politics. Some are those lines are hilarious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)