OMG these are so funny!
hahaha do ppl actually use these?!?!
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"if you were a booger, I'd pick you!"
Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cause I could see myself in them.
Baby, you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.
i lost my teddy bear (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) .... can i sleep with you instead? haha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
"Life without you is like a pencil without lead - pointless."
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
*Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming
*Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
*did it hurt? falling from heaven?
*i hope you know cpr, b/c u take my breath away
^ lol, i like these. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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my name is _____, but you can call me...TONIGHT.
you say: there's a river and a rabbit standing on one side. How does it get across?
*you let the person guess and when she/he can't get it*
you say: i dont know either. i just wanted to hold your hand.
didn't check the previous page haha
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aha, lmao, these are too funny!!!! >_< and because iit is, my brother's copy and pasting all of them to noetpad so he can use them!!!! XD
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