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(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
lady, I'll turn
into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
2) NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !
3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress
while thinking a name of
his country and his mistress ask him "is it
In Dear?"...
4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women
because every-night men get
fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only
get 1 banana, 2 peanuts &
1 tea-spoon of starch!
5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US
checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
Abdul Aziz "
Sex? "
Six times a week!! "
No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel !"
6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service,
and sometimes you have
to be satisfied with self-service"
7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
8) SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY
section.
9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession
where u can tell a woman
to take off her clothes and ask her husband
to pay for it.
10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so
painful, I'll rather have a
baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust
the chair accordingly."
11) VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted
her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened
it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying -
why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and
he had forgotten everything
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the Happy Man one was funny
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Oh I already heard the Little Johnny one but I thought it was the funniest XD
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The little johnny one was funny hehehe! and the india one.... wow these are really perverted (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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haha the first one is hilarious
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hahaha! i loved the virgin one. thanks for the post. i had a good laugh!
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so perverted..
haha..
the virgin one was funny
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haha some of them were funny.
:].
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The camel & virgin one was funny =P
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hehee, I liked the happy man and the virgin one.
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LOL i liked the arab one ... what a dirty dentist. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
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Lol! Thanks for sharing
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Hahaha! Funny...but = ="
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hahaha... wasn't this posted before?? but anyways, it's still freaking funny~ hahaha...
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I'm such a pervert. hahahaha.. so funny.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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hahaa most of them were funny and gross :x
thanks for sharing
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haha ! omg. that was so funny ! xD
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lol they were funny ^__^
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puhahaha funny but gross >.<
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we have such nasty minds to understand all of them...