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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 28, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, September 4, 2006
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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AHAHAHAHA those are so funny!!!
i think most of them will need more than 2 hours though
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lolz!!!
diplomas given to those who survive
XD
AHAHAHAHAH
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teeeeehehehee i quite liked this one xDD hahaha interesting (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) ' i'm a guy, when will i graduate (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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Sign me up now! LOL. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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hahahahahaha
that was funny
lol
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Hahaha. The survivors (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) That was a good laugh.
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Yeah, loads of laughs - Hardy-har-har!!
Last time I checked, the toilet seat in on a hinge, and is as easily flipped down as it can be flipped up.
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Just mess'n - I enjoyed that post, very creative.
I bet some people would enroll (have their male S/O enrolled) if they saw that on a flyer.
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roFL!!!!!
haha..this is funny....
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LOl that's hysterical.
Is there a woman's version (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
very creative and if it was real,
it'd be succesful thanks for sharing
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oh man that was hilarious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Every man should take each of those classes. I mean sereiously that is just beyond funny!
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LOL! XD I wonder how many will graduate. =P
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LOL!!!
Take note guys! Especially the one about toilet seats. I don't understand why it is the girls who always have to lift it UP.
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LOL!!!
yes! such classes SHOULD exist! and ALL GUYS SHOULD ATTEND TOO!
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"diplomas will be issued to the survivors" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
this cracked me up (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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lol i love it!! but the classses overlap =[ lol
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hahahahahaha
that was funny
lol
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Guys really need these classes!!