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ahahaha i love the fridge jokes.
i cant stop laughing!
heres more:
Why did Bob throw a clock out the window?
he wanted to see time fly
2 asians walk into a $2 shop
2 weeks later they own it.
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
-Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the plane?
-MEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!!
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lol these are so stupid its funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sweatingbullets.gif)
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why do people like fruits?
because they have appeal
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I remember the tomato joke, hahahaaha
I love corny jokes <3
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HJAHAHAHA!
im a sucka for corny jokes.
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AHAHAhahahahahaha. OMG. THATS REALLY corny.. LOL!!
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AHAHAHA! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Whats brown and stickey?
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A stick!
Whaddu cal a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
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Phil!
Waddu call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the water?
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Bob!
Waddu call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor?
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Matt!
Waddu call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
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Art.
LMAO (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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why did i poop
-cuz i felt like it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
just felt like posting this "weird" joke cuz it was the first thing that came to my mind (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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So this Rabbi flying over the South Pacific runs into trouble and his plane crash lands onto this little island. There were no other survivors and he wanders around for a bit before running into these tiny people. Over the next few weeks, he learns their language and finds that they call themselves "Trids." He also learns that every week, they go up the mountainside to look for berries and vegetables. But every time, this giant troll comes racing down the mountain and attacks all the Trids, kicking them around. One time, the Rabbi goes up to the mountain with the Trids, and sure enough the troll comes running down the mountain. The troll kicks everyone around, except the Rabbi, so he asks why he's picking only on the Trids. The troll replies,
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!!!" har har har har har *cough cough*
hahaha i love corny joke but that one ^ i laughed the most cuz it was so corny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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I don't know why but this one made me laugh. LOL
Why can't Bob run?
-Because Bob's a fish
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Some are corny, Some just dont make sense (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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dude those are so corny, but they made me chuckle...
haha... I'm sorry but I love those kinds of jokes
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AHAHAHA! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Waddu call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor?
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Matt!
Waddu call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
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Art.
LMAO (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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wanna hear my vacuum joke?
.. cuz it sucks...
lol
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LOLL!! sum of these jokes are soo cute!! they made me laff x) i love the beethoven one, popcorn joke, and the tigger one. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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theyre so corny!
but blushyy....
O.O
youres are way scary!
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I LOVE corny jokes! It puts a smile on my face instead of those gross jokes that make you puke
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hahah these are the kinda jokes that sound cute if a little kid says it and scary if an old men did... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
-Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
That's soo cute.
Made me smile.