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..Yo momma's so fake it says 'Made in China' on her back.
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yo mama so fat when she went into the elavator, nobody said anything. but .. the floor just started CRRACCKKIN UP !
yo mama so fat when she sat on wallmart the prices went down
yo mama so fat when she fell in love, she broke it !
yo mama so fat even god cant lift her spirits
yo mama so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity
yo mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone
yo mama so fat when she stepped onto the scale it said " to be continued "
yo mama teeth so yellow, she she closed her mouth her stomache lit up .
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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"yo mama`s so fat
she jumped for joy
& got stuck"
HAHAHAH
russell peters. hilarious.
"yo mama`s so fat
she sat on the rainbow
& skittles popped out"
SISTER ACT II. haha
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Your mama is so dumb that to get on the 44 freeway she went on the 22 twice :]
Your mama is so dumb when she was about to die she ate the candy lifesavers thinking it will save her.
LOL,I love thosee 2 =]
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yo mama so fat when she went into the elavator, nobody said anything. but .. the floor just started CRRACCKKIN UP !
yo mama so fat when she sat on wallmart the prices went down
yo mama so fat when she fell in love, she broke it !
yo mama so fat even god cant lift her spirits
yo mama so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity
yo mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone
yo mama so fat when she stepped onto the scale it said " to be continued "
yo mama teeth so yellow, she she closed her mouth her stomache lit up .
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
LMAO that's hilarious nice jokes
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yo mommas so stupid when i rang the doorbell she answered the microwave.
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lolz
ahahah
thats funny!!!
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ur mamas so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes swimming in the sea,
all the whales come up and start singing
'We are family~'
-0- couldn't think of any haha.
muchlove!
-jisoo
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YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHENS HE JUMPED FOR JOY, SHE GOT STUCK
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
i got that from this thing on youtube ^ ^ FUNNY STuFF
i love 'yo mama' jokes!!! <3 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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LMAO all these jokes are hilarious.. this reminds me of the MTV show, "Yo Mama"
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yo mama's so ugly they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Hahaz
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yo mama so fat and ugly when God said let there be light, he told her to move her fat ass out the way
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yO mama so fat shes the reason the titanic sank in the first place
haha that onw popped out of my head haha
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LOl well heres what you need to know before u get the joke..
[our grade (graduating year) was having out circuit photos... and we had to make a Long massive line according to our heights... (nearly 300 people) and then the usual assignning where to stand]
anyHooz this guy made this joke to my friend
"ya know the line this morning.. thats the line to you're mama's room"
LOL i found it funny at the time"
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yo momma so broke, when robbers break in , they leave her money!
- yo momma tv show.
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Yo Momma so fat when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.
Yo Momma so fat, when she passes by the TV you miss 10 minutes of your show.
Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 91210.
Yo Momma so fat when she went outside in a red dress, people yelled "KOOL-AID !"
Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "one at a time please".
Yo Momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowls
Yo Momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company. [haha, atleast she's not fat]
Yo Momma so fat when she went out in a yellow raincoat people yelled "TAXI !"
all i could think of (:
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yo mama is so stupid i saw her talking to an envelope and she says she trying to send voice mail
yo mama is so fat the police came around the corner and said break it up
yo mama is so fat i saw here at a parade wearing ropes
yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning people
Man I just love yo mama jokes
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Your mama is so dumb that to get on the 44 freeway she went on the 22 twice :]
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) darn u took what i was gonna say (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tears.gif)
neways i made this up (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
ur mama so ugly u fainted into her own reflection (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
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^^Uhhh...I think it would sound better if it was like...
"Yo mama so ugly, she fainted staring at her own refletion." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)