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"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
anyone else have any to share? xD
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err...okay..didn't find them funny though.
thanks for sharing
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haha im guessing you saw the
quote thing on tv like
40 stupid quotes or w/e haha
well i saw it too haha
"whats walmart? do they sell wall stuff?"
-paris hilton
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sometimes celebrities can be stupid like paris hilton for example.
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haha .. i remember the paris one.
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wow paris hilton is a diszty
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LOL they're pretty funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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haha im guessing you saw the
quote thing on tv like
40 stupid quotes or w/e haha
well i saw it too haha
"whats walmart? do they sell wall stuff?"
-paris hilton
PARIS IS H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
"If I wanted to have an easy job...I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me." - Jose Mourinho
his arrogance never fails to crack me up! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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ha ha LOL I remember watching that show last night too (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"
-Jessica Simpson
^the dumbest quote of the century
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
-Arnold Schwarzanegger
"I get to go overseas places, like Canada"
-Britney Spears
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HAHAHHAHAHA!!!
omgosh i was laughing so hard at the jessica simpson & the arnold one!
i was laughing so hard xD
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sometimes celebrities can be stupid like paris hilton for example.
HAHAHA...exactly.
"I get to go overseas places, like Canada"
-Britney Spears
HAHA...WOW...that's sad.
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ha ha LOL I remember watching that show last night too (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
-Arnold Schwarzanegger
Huahaha!!! That one made me spill off my drink! (curses... it's all on my keyboard (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) )
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"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde
If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim.
lol!
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Jessica Simpson:
[On her dog Daisy]
"She goes with me everywhere. It's preparing me to be a mother, I think."
[While introducing herself to U.S. Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton in December 2004]
"You've done a nice job decorating the White House".
"Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?"
"Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?'
"No thanks. I don't eat buffalo."
"I'm 23, that's almost 25, and that's almost mid-twenties.'
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"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
-Arnold Schwarzanegger
Oh godd, that kills me LOL!
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omg. those jessica simpson ones
really hope she's saying all that for publicity
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I have none but Omgsh the Arnold one was sooo FUNNY!!
And the britney one... yea thats juss plain sad... -___-x