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I'm not sure if they have been posted before...but posting just in case they werent.
Joke#1
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank and are running from the police when they find themselves staring at a dead end. The brunette sees 3 empty potato sacks and so each one hides inside a sack. The police come to find nothing except for 3 potato sacks. Out of frustration, an officer kicks the first potato sack where the brunette was hiding. She quickly replied by saying "meow meow..." And so the officer just says "Oh...it's just a cat." He kicks the second sack, where the redhead was hiding. She responds by barking like a dog "arf arf...arf arf." The officer says "Okay...it's just a dog." So he finally kicks the third sack where the blonde is hiding, and she goes....
"PO-TA-TO....PO-TA-TO...."
Joke#2
Three mothers: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are talking to each other about how fast their daughters have grown, and how worried they are since their daughters have become high school students. So the three decide to snoop around and find out what their daughters have been doing.
The brunette goes around her daughter's room to find a bunch of empty cigarette packs. Angry, she screams "My daughter has been smoking! What the hell???!!!"
So the redhead snoops around her daughter's room and finds some beer bottles. She cries "OMG! My daughter is an alcoholic??!!!"
The blonde mother goes around her daughter's room to find condoms. She's utterly shocked and horrified.
She screams "OMFG!!! My daughter has a penis?!?!??!!!!"
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HAHAH the last one (:
i've heard the first one before
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Hehehe. I love the first one. Sometimes I just love reading blond jokes. =X
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I've heard the first one before.. only it was in haystacks. Still funny though. Blonde jokes always crack me up. =X
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LOLSSSSS !
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heard a different version of the first one, but LOL the 2nd
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LOL the first one is new to me.
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Like mother...Like daughter. xD
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The last one's hilarious. XD
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I've heard of a different version for the first joke. I enjoyed the second joke.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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LMAO .. that was a good crack up .. *sighs in content*
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i've heard the 1st one b4 but it still cracks me up! lol
"PO-TA-TO....PO-TA-TO...."
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lol.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) i like the second one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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hahahha po-ta-to po-ta-to .... how silly.
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AHAHHA omg i cracked up so bad reading the first one