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*the funniest joke in the world:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
2nd funniest joke in the world:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
there's more... but i'm lazy...
this could be a repost... but pm me and see if care...
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LOL!!!!!!!11 the first one is funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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they are both funny. xD but not to the point where im falling off my chair. lolz
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They're ok. I'm sure they aren't the funniest in the world though.
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ahah those are funny. what a dummie X_X
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hahahahaha it was ok...
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lol I like the second one
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Lol, I like the second on the best. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) I didn't even know someone stole their tent til' the end xD
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They're ok. I'm sure they aren't the funniest in the world though.
Haha, just what I was thinking..
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i heard of the second one be4~ but it crack me up the first time.. the second one is real funny ~ haha ~
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oh hahaha had to read the second one 2times... lol
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They're ok. I'm sure they aren't the funniest in the world though.
agreed but they were funny though
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lolZ ahahah i like dis DIS IS VERY FUNNY...WELL NOT dat funny..BUT FUNNY ENOUGH
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Hhehe I've read the 2nd one before =D
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funny..
but not really THAT funny
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They're funny, but not like laugh out loud kind of funny. I just smiled.
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the first one was claimed to be the funniest joke. Someone wrote a article why it was.
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hahaa cute & funny!!!!!!!!!
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i dont get the second one ><
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i dont get the second one ><
They were both sleeping in the tent. Holmes wakes up and notices it's gone. He asks Watson what he sees. Watson then tells him he sees stars. Holmes asks meaning what can you tell by that...Watson starts explaining this long theory. Their tent got stolen.
Sorry if that's a bad explanation.