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A guy[Jim] was sitting on the computer playing star craft with his neice[Mimi]. He instantly killed her and bragged about it. Mad, the niece cursed him under her breath saying that he's a jerk. Jim was a guy that liked to brag about his victories. He was naturally good at games, but sometimes, he gets carried away by his confidence. Later that day, he also beat his two brothers, his friend, and his nephew. To everyone's dismay, he also bragged about that.
The next day, his niece watches as he was chatting with a girl who also played star craft. Her uncle had no idea who it was but challenged her to a game. Going into the game, he put up a great fight. At the end, he lost badly. Mimi, who was sitting behind him began to snicker.
Bitterly, Jim asked, "What's so funny? I beat you."
Mimi: Dude, I don't even play that game. And that wasn't the reason why I was laughing anyways.
Jim: Then what were you laughing at?
Mimi: Well, let's just put it this way...You are good at games right? And you like to brag about it. ALL THE TIME. So basically, you're an @ss. Then this girl comes along. She's good too. But unlike you, the way she was chatting, she probably has a soft heart. Like a tissue, nice and clean. And let's say that since you're an @ss, all your bragging that comes out of your mouth is shlt. And when she beat you, you're feeling bad. You know why?
Jim: ....Why?
Mimi: Because you got your @ss wiped.
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Haha, just something i read. i don't know about you, but it made me laugh. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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hahaha. got me smiling ((:
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That is cute, hahaha. ^^....
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what a smart niece.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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owned hard haha.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue2.gif)
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that put a smile on my face, but it wasnt 'HA HA' funny
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._. i dont like mimi
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) she seems like a brat saying that to her uncle.
it was a good joke though 0_0
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I hate people who brag. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) So I LOL'd when he got owned. XD