Question
me and my frd had this little convo on her college essay and it somehow went to a turkey analogy... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sweatingbullets.gif)
P.I.K.O: dude seriously the essay...
P.I.K.O: u had ideas...
P.I.K.O: but u werent able to express them freely
P.I.K.O: its like stuffing them in a turkey's ass
P.I.K.O: wen its cooked
P.I.K.O: so the flavor didnt spread
SF: my ideas were stuffed into a turkey's ass when its cooked
P.I.K.O: i dunno how i came to the point of comparing it to a turkey
SF: LMAO
SF: great analogy
P.I.K.O: lol
SF: so wut should i do to make my ideas spread all over the turkey's ass
SF: can u imagine if i spelled bob wrong and instead i wrote boob
P.I.K.O: just add an extra sentence or two
P.I.K.O: explaining to get deeper into it
SF: boob was extremely insightful on the world of biology
SF: and boob also told me i could get into college
P.I.K.O: so pplz in china wouldnt ask oh wat does USA stands for? and whos osama bin laden
P.I.K.O: but who is he
P.I.K.O: osama was a terrorist
SF: instructor
P.I.K.O: ok
P.I.K.O: put that
SF: who lectures on bio stuff -.-
P.I.K.O: instructor of wat
P.I.K.O: wat the hell is he doing there?
P.I.K.O: how u get to noe him
P.I.K.O: blah blah blah
P.I.K.O: movitation
SF: but im kinda expecting the reader to get it
SF: wished i had motivations
P.I.K.O: which none of us seniors really have any..anymore
P.I.K.O: not like freshy year
P.I.K.O: the suckiest grade was like an 89
P.I.K.O: now its like
P.I.K.O: oh shyt i passed math with a 65!
P.I.K.O: horray!
SF: YES!
SF: LIKE THAT!
SF: ;_;
P.I.K.O: thats the thing about question and answers u cant expect the reader to get it just like how u describe it
P.I.K.O: well u r the author
P.I.K.O: but that doesnt explain
P.I.K.O: cuz
P.I.K.O: they r reading
P.I.K.O: pretend they are 3 year old
P.I.K.O: ok back track
P.I.K.O: pretend...
SF: its a turkey's ass
P.I.K.O: they r some ....
P.I.K.O: hmm
P.I.K.O: ok pretend its the turkey's head
P.I.K.O: i dunno how this relate to flavoring or who eats the turkey's head w/e
P.I.K.O: just spread ur ideas so that it gets to their heads
P.I.K.O: think that ur a reader
P.I.K.O: u act stupid most of the time
P.I.K.O: try that
P.I.K.O: then think if the pplz will get wat ur saying
SF: but most of the time people do get it when i act dumb
P.I.K.O: act dumb as in?
SF: its like reverse psychology
P.I.K.O well pretend the reader is a dumb john tesh who never passed english with a 65
SF: like i yell at them saying "kiss my ashtray u motherfudger"
P.I.K.O: well maybe once
P.I.K.O: but then he lost confidence wen his british girl dumped him overseas
SF: LMAO
P.I.K.O: u have an ashtray?
P.I.K.O: ooo
P.I.K.O: i suppose they ll understand it
P.I.K.O: but wat the hell does that gotta do with anything?
P.I.K.O: oh wait..ashtray means ass?
P.I.K.O: dam so ur ass is smoking?
P.I.K.O: i see a stack of bones cover with skin and hair...
SF: u no u sounded smart for a few bright, shinny moments
P.I.K.O: i noe right
P.I.K.O: sad
P.I.K.O: but i guess cuz i gotta take a shower
SF: and then ur back to square one on the drawing board
SF: lol
If i coulda used this in skool....er, enjoy!
Answer
lol.... that's funny.