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Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
comes from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Alarms: What an octopus is.
Dockyard: A physician's garden.
Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
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hehehe funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (eh, 20 character rule)
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lol. Some of those were funny, some of them..I didn't get. =X
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I love the "Hangover is the wrath of grapes" part.
So cute~! <3
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HAHA how ironic!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha khakis was funny xD
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dats cool, dats cool! Haha, amusing@
RICE PRIDE.
Peace out, yo!
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hahahahahahaha pretty funny xD
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LMAO those were pre-tty funnny!!!
=]
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Hahahaha...pretty funny
Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes
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lmfao. These are so cute. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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LOL! HAHAHAHAH. I love puns!
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haha..these are so cute
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haha i read some of them before.. they're funny
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Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes
hahaha spot on spot on..
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This is clever and funny. Heehee
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I like the crick one. LOl japanese camera XD...practially any asian camera. haha
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Haha very funny. i like the energizer one.
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finally, humor that's witty!
this is some good stuff. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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haha thats so funny.
i saw some of these before xD