Question
I got this in an e-mail, it's so cool ^^ . . . quite scary
Fifty ways to know if you are Chinese
You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's.
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet.
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
You boil water before drinking.
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
You're a wok user.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
You keep most of your money in a savings account.
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door.
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents.
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends.
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached.
You never call your parents just to say hello.
You drive a Japanese car.
You use a colored face cloth every morning.
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
You've joined a CD club at least once.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends!
but u don't have to ^^
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LMAO, 90% true for me XD my two other friends there there too XD
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Not true: You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
Not true: You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
Not true: You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's.
Not true: If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
Not true: You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Not true: Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
Not true: You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet.
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
Not true: You boil water before drinking.
Not true: You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
Not true: You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
Not true: You're a wok user.
Not true: You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
Not true: You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
Not true: You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
Not true: You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
Not true: You keep most of your money in a savings account.
Not true: You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
Not true: When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
Not true: You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
Not true: When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel.
Not true: The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
Not true: When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
Not true: Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
Not true: Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door.
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents.
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends.
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached.
Not true: You never call your parents just to say hello.
Not true: You drive a Japanese car.
Not true: You use a colored face cloth every morning.
Not true: You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
Not true: You've joined a CD club at least once.
Not true: You never discuss your love life with your parents.
Not true: You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Not true: 50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends!
Apparently, I'm not very Chinese..
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You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. No
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. No
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's. No
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano. No
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. No
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. Yes
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. No
You beat eggs with chopsticks. No
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door. No
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet. No
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. No
You boil water before drinking. No
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. No
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods. No
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage. No
You have a rice cooker. Yes
You're a wok user. No
You fight over who pays the dinner bill. No
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. Yes
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup. No
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned. No
You iron your own shirts. No
You like congee with thousand year old eggs. No
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it. No
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full. Yes
You keep most of your money in a savings account. No
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. No
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water. No - total opposite really
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing. No
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. No
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them. No
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel. No
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. No
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). No
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. No
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. No
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. No
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer. No
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door. No
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents. No
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends. No
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached. No
You never call your parents just to say hello. Yes
You drive a Japanese car. No - I don't drive
You use a colored face cloth every morning. Yes
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. No
You've joined a CD club at least once. No
You never discuss your love life with your parents. Yes - Why would i do that if i don't really talk to them in the first place?
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. No
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends! No
this is so not true..... T.T
Eh.. but I'm used to people saying I'm not Chinese anyways... though I swear I am
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bored.
You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. i will probably! hehe
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's. dun noe yet
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano. i played clarinet!
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet.
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
You boil water before drinking.
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
You're a wok user.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs. -- o0oo pey dahn sau yoke jooooook.
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
You keep most of your money in a savings account.
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel. -- lmao. thyre in the drawers (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door.
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents.
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends.
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached.
You never call your parents just to say hello.
You drive a Japanese car.
You use a colored face cloth every morning.
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
You've joined a CD club at least once.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends! -- nah.
lol bolded those that applied..
some of them can't tell cuz i'm not of age, but yeeeeeah~ lol
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You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. Y
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. Y
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's.
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. Y
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You beat eggs with chopsticks. Y
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door. Y
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet. Y
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. Y
You boil water before drinking.
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. Y
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods. Y
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage. Y
You have a rice cooker. Y
You're a wok user.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. Y
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs. Y
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full. Y
You keep most of your money in a savings account. Y
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. Y
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. Y
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door.
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents.
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends. Y
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached.
You never call your parents just to say hello. Y
You drive a Japanese car.
You use a colored face cloth every morning. Y
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
You've joined a CD club at least once.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends!
lol......i thought i was more chinese oO
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You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
so true for me. hahaha.
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Fifty ways to know if you are Chinese
You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. [no]
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. [no]
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's. [no]
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano. [no]
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet. [no]
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. [no]
You boil water before drinking. [no]
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. [no]
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
You're a wok user. [no]
You fight over who pays the dinner bill. [no]
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. [no]
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup. [no]
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it. [no]
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
You keep most of your money in a savings account.
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. [no]
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. [no]
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. [no]
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. [no]
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door. [no]
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents. [no]
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends. [no]
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached.
You never call your parents just to say hello.
You drive a Japanese car. [no]
You use a colored face cloth every morning. [no]
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. [no]
You've joined a CD club at least once. [no]
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. [no]
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends! [no]
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there was supposed to be one that said:
your mom at one point had a short curly perm . . . (O_O)
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I've had this b4....
You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. No.
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. no
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's. no
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano. yes
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. yes
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. no...i dont have that kind...i have the flat stove top now ^^ USED TO THOUGH.
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. ???
You beat eggs with chopsticks. yes
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door. yes
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet. sorta
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. yeah
You boil water before drinking. yeah
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. ...sure.
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods. yes
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage. yes
You have a rice cooker. yes
You're a wok user. ??
You fight over who pays the dinner bill. yes
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. yes
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup. sorta
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned. sorta
You iron your own shirts. yes
You like congee with thousand year old eggs. ???
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it. sometimes
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full. no
You keep most of your money in a savings account. yes
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. yes
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water. yes
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing. yes
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. yes
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them. yes
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel. yes
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. yes
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). no
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. no
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. no
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. yes
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer. yes
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door. No. our cars are way nicer.
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents. yes
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends. yes
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached. yes
You never call your parents just to say hello. yes
You drive a Japanese car. ...one.
You use a colored face cloth every morning. no
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. yes
You've joined a CD club at least once. no.
You never discuss your love life with your parents. yes
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. ?
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oh gosh hahaha. hmm somewhat true xD
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel
hey that's not nice..(IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
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You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. yes.
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. no
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's. no
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano. no
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. no
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. no
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. no
You beat eggs with chopsticks. no
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door. no
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet. no
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. no
You boil water before drinking. yes
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. no
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods. no
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage. yes
You have a rice cooker. yes
You're a wok user. no
You fight over who pays the dinner bill. no
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. yes
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup. no
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned. yes
You iron your own shirts. yes
You like congee with thousand year old eggs. no
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it. no
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full. no
You keep most of your money in a savings account. yes
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. yes
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water. yes
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ( You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing. yes
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. yes
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them. yes
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel. yes
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. yes
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). no
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. yes
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. yes
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. yes
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer. yes
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door.]no
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents. yes
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends. no
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached. no
You never call your parents just to say hello. yes
You drive a Japanese car. no
You use a colored face cloth every morning. yes
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. no
You've joined a CD club at least once. yes
You never discuss your love life with your parents. yes
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. yes
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends! no
OH NO,i got half yes half no.so am i a chinese? LOL.but i am a chinese =)
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lolz.. heard it so many times. try watching russell peters outsourced. he'l tell you wat asian nationality you are.
"IF you don't say nothing good, dont say nothing BAD"
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hahaha,,
gotta say most of they are pretty true for me XD
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You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. Emphasis on the "were"
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. It use to be, until I complained to my mum "That's so Asian" LOL
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
You boil water before drinking. Bacteria in tap water O_O
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
You iron your own shirts.
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them. All stored in the garage
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
You never call your parents just to say hello. Who does?
You never discuss your love life with your parents.