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Hey fellow Soompiers XD
I posted this before the crash but I found it today in one of my files so I decided to re-post.
haha I love reading Simpsons quote.
Hilarious (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) : I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!
Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.
Homer is surrounded by crows at Moe's Bar]
Moe: Alright, get 'em outta here. This ain't no crow-bar. THIS is a crow-bar.
[Moe reaches under the counter and pulls out a portrait of crows sitting at a bar]
Moe: See? They got their little stools and everything
Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.
Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Renee (Moe’s girlfriend): Really, you think I’m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don’t talk to a lot of women do you?
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.
Lenny: Wow! Homer must have got one of those robot cars!
(Car crashes in background)
Carl: Yeah, one of those AMERICAN robot cars.
Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too.
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
Homer: Hey, we didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
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HAHA gotta love the simpsons<3
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
ahahahahah...one of my favourite, the simpsons are great with their lines..
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hahaha, simpsons are funnayy with their lines, gotta love em :]
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Aw man, this brings back old memories. ^^
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Lol..those made my day, especially this one
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
hahahah wth? But this is funny.
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
And hahahah Those are the Simpson. They're hilarious.
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haha, wow... i actually remember some of these
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^ lol me 2! gosh i havent watched the simpsons in so longg
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LOL these are hilarious...i love the simpsons
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HAHHAHAHHHAHA... these are hilarous .. i loved most of them.. god simpsons are aweseome ^^
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Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
lol that is cute (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) i love the simpsons
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Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
the sad thing is, I remember all of these!
I really need a life!
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haha i love the simpsons!!I havnt seen it in a very long time.
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^same here i love the simpsons but i havent seen it for a while....
LOL hahahaha the good ol' simpsons! i sorta remember some of these!!
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HAHAHAHA ^^ <33 THE ROCK MY SOCKS!!
I still remember some of them =P
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SIMPSONS!! one of the best things still on tv now!! i love homer!! TEAM SIMPSON! i remember most of these
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I remember most of these >_< good stuff haha
O_oa I don't remember the superman one.
I like the one where homer was talking to god and he asked him how he will die and god said you can't wait two weeks?
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haha funny stuff. gotta love Simpsons. LOl, "I'm normally not a praying man but if you're up there please save me superman."
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lol. they are all funny! my favorite was....
Homer: Operator, give me the number for 911
..... lol