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I got this in an e-mail, it's so cool ^^ . . . quite scary
Fifty ways to know if you are Chinese
You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's.
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet.
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
You boil water before drinking.
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
You're a wok user.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
You keep most of your money in a savings account.
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ((IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door.
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents.
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends.
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached.
You never call your parents just to say hello.
You drive a Japanese car.
You use a colored face cloth every morning.
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
You've joined a CD club at least once.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends!
but u don't have to ^^
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index.php?showforum=30
post it there
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this is funny lol
but i think it's in the wrong section.
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LOL. 30/50 of them were true for me xD
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Some were true some were not..sadly I don't know how to play any musical instruments. =(
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Hehe. I hand wash my dishes with HOT/warm water. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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hHhahahah 50 % was true for me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
BINGOOOO =.='
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OMB!! r u sure this is true if ur chinese?? im not chinese and i actually do some of this stuff!! cool!
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A lot are true but a lot I'm like WTH? ^^;;
and what are Safe way or Co-op? some American chain? (I'm Canadian..)
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You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
You're a wok user.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill. (not me, my parents)
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
You never call your parents just to say hello.
You use a colored face cloth every morning.
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
17/50 lol. not bad not bad. =)
some of these cracked me up cause they apply to either me or my friends. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. <--- too lazy to
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's. <--- does it count if I'm planning to?
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. <----- used to
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet.
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
You boil water before drinking.
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
You have a rice cooker.
You're a wok user.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill. <--- parents do that, I rarely do
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup. <--- not as much anymore
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
You iron your own shirts.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs. YUM
41/50.... totally chinese.....
You keep most of your money in a savings account.
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water. <--- when I wash it, it's cold at night, so I choose warm/hot water
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, (cool.gif You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. <----- parents
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents.
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends.
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached.
You never call your parents just to say hello.
You drive a Japanese car.
You use a colored face cloth every morning. I thought everyone did
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. Totally my friend
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends!
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So true, so true!!! that's like totally my chinese friend!!!! Can't wait to show this to her!!!
And you know what? that's typhical polish too!
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There was another one too :
Your mom has a short curly perm XD
haha, I just realized that I posted in the wrong thread . . . <(TT^TT)>
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I got this in an e-mail, it's so cool ^^ . . . quite scary
Fifty ways to know if you are Chinese
You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. No lmao high gpa
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. no do computers count
You have more than one college degrees, especially more than one Master's. no
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano. yes used to
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. no
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. no
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. no
You beat eggs with chopsticks. yes
You always leave outdoor shoes at the door. yes
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack or extended cabinet. yes
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. no
You boil water before drinking. no
You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. yes
You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods. no
You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage. yes
You have a rice cooker. yes
You're a wok user. no
You fight over who pays the dinner bill. no
You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. yes
You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup. yes
You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned. no
You iron your own shirts. yes
You like congee with thousand year old eggs. no
You always cook yourself, even if you hate it. no
You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full. no
You keep most of your money in a savings account. yes
You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. no
When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water. no
You hate to waste food - (a) even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them, ((IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or on leftover chicken wing.
You don't own any real Tupperware, only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. yes and yes
When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them. no
You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you took every time you stay in a hotel. no
The condiments in your fridge are either Costco sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. no
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). no
You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. yes
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. no
When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. ?
Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer. yes definitely
Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Costco, or SuperStore regardless how far it is, even if Safeway or Co-op is next door. no
You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling Directory Assistance costs 75 cents. no
You only make long distance calls after midnight or during weekends. yes
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and tails still attached. no but tails are ok
You never call your parents just to say hello. yep
You drive a Japanese car. yes
You use a colored face cloth every morning. no
You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. yes
You've joined a CD club at least once. no
You never discuss your love life with your parents. yep
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. yes
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends!