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True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got lucky!
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask; "Because you are my friend".
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
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hahah that's cute :]
i do that to my friends most of the time heehee :x
it's fun X)
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Lol move a body x]
how cute..
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hahahaha..this is kinda true..lol
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haha yup, wayyy better then those sissy sounding friendship poems, everyone asks why i never send those out to people, but i would totally send this one...
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^ haha, I agree.
"a REALLY good friend will help you move a body"
hahah. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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hahah
these are funny, and TRUE. haha
i've always hated chain letters.
but if somebody sent me THIS one, i'd send it LOL
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THIS is TRUE friendship...
I wonder if any of my friends would help me move a body...
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lmao. a real friend will help you move a body. hehe. we'll have to see about that.
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This is cute & so true. lol. xP
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hahaha that`s so kyoot and true xP
`cept for the drinking part o_o;;
heh ^^
i love how it ends o_o;;;
xP
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8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
LOL, my kind of thing. xD
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Oh i remember reading this along time ago but it doesnt hurt to read it again. i like the first one the best.
humm... i can think of one to sendd it too... but i already did.. that along time ago i think.. and other ppl.. i thikn i forget.. i kno that i proballi showed this to sumone
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i saw this on myspace loll
for #3 i think it was
when u smile
i will finally know that u got laid or something loll xD
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now this is what i'm fcking talking about
i thought it was going to be a real sissy gay one and i was like 'are you fcking kidding me?' hah
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4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
hey that's exactly what i loved doing!
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haha
thats hilarious
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haha! soooooooooo true~ especially the one about the 10 closest friends... LMAO