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I guess santa got a little cranky when he found out that some people stopped believing in him...
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LOLZ, funny&scary at the same time 0.o
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE could I have one? Timmy
Dear Timmy, That whiney begging sh!t may work with your folks, but
that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater
again. Santa
^ aHaha;; that made me smile.
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Santa is mean. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
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Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but
for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please
see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen
door in a hurricane. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
SantaLMFAO that's so mean.
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i thought santa was nice...
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ahhaha thats so evilllll >____<"
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HAHAHAAHA OH MANG SANTA PWNS xD
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i didn't like that santa. sounds like a real d*ck...yea..
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reminds me of billy bob thornton in bad santa!
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Can I add on some that I found? :]
Dear santa, are your elfs really small with big pointy ears and wear green outfits?
my mom says they are and I believe her!
love, angela
Dear angela,
No, their 7ft tall. have pink square ears and have yellow tights on. Look angela before
you believe whatever your mom says check in her room and see if she really is sleeping with 'daddy'.
- santa
Dear santa,
I asked for a xbox 360 last christmas but you never got me it! I want one this year, you owe me santa!
love, billy.
Dear Billy,
I don't owe you crap, I wasn't the one who invented the xbox 360 and im not going to go through the trouble of stealing it from people who pre-ordered theirs before it even came out so why don't you ask your parents for the xbox whatever Sh*t and stop pestering me. If you want I'll send you a board game instead.
- santa
(Lol)
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hahahahahahah santa... so funny.
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haha. Santa's not a very nice guy, is he? rofl.
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maybe if santa was drunk he'd write this...
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LOL now i dotn want santa to reply to my messages!!!!
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ahahahahahaha that was funnny....................
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awwh haha a mean santa.
i think kids would just stop writing to him.
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LOL XDDDDD
Santa's fed up with the kids around the world. He's being blunt now. Haha. XD
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Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but
for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please
see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen
door in a hurricane. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
Hahaha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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Hahaha. Santa with a whole new meaning. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)