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i saw this on a shirt, and a few days later, i saw it in an email, sorry if its already been posted
There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
If it moves, DESTROY IT!
Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys."
Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
You can break things and get away with it.
You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
If someone dies, they disappear.
If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
You can operate all weapons without training.
No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
Death is reversible (only for you!)
Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.
You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.
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LOL very very true. haha...but ALL OF THIS fit onto a tshirt??!! whooaaaa, musta been like...fine print.
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^that's what i'm thinking
i think i saw it on a shirt in hot topic
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lol these are maddf unny ^ ^
lol
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so true.. good guys never dies in video games
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Oh mang, I agree. xD hahaha
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Haha, I've seen this on someone's shirt before. So funny, but true. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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i saw this kind of thing for movies too, i just cant find it...
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things we learn about you and threads:
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Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
^ that's funny
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AAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHA niiiiiice one xDD
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hahaha i played a game and all of that happened to me
btw..does a horse count as a vehicle? it was the only mode of transportation available