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i was eating sum Pringles w/printed jokes in 'em so i posted 'em (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
sorry if posted b4 or u heard 'em b4 neways it dont hurt 2 hear it again (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
1.Wat do u get wen u cut a banana in 1/2?
Banana Split
2.Wat is the strongest bird?
A crane
3.Wat kinda ant is good at math?
An accountant
4.wat kinda animal is a slug?
A snail w/a housing problem
5.How do poodles in France say hello?
Bone-Jour
6.where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll
7.Wat medicine would u give a sicl ant?
Antibiotics
8.Wat did a spider do on the computer?
made his own website
9. wat did A n B buy at the music store?
A CD
10.Wat bow cant be tied?
A rainbow
11.Wat birds knows how 2 write?
A pen-guin
12.Wat did 1 glue tube say 2 the other?
Let's stick 2gether
13.Wat do ghosts have 4 dessert?
I scream
14.Wat happens wen u cross a vampire & a snowman?
Frost-bite
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pretty cute and make sense
but at the same time, lame as well
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lol that i like the wat kind of animal is a slug one
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lol really lame~ but kinda cute and funny ^ ^
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hahha, cute and simple LOL..havent herd jokes like that in yonks...lol, did u know that under snail shells they actually have...umm a body? haaha..iuno how to explain but yeh..the snail shell isnt hollow inside...theres part of the snail iin there..and theres like that spiral print on its body where the shell is as well...kool huh? =P
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lame but good answers lol makes sense =D
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omg hahah they're elementary school joke (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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OMG!!! LOlz.. old skool!!! xDD hahaha soo lame =__=
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lol that i like the wat kind of animal is a slug one
i agree... housing problem hahhaha
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9. wat did A n B buy at the music store?
A CD
^i like this
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lol that's cute. but I didn't get a few.
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5.How do poodles in France say hello?
Bone-Jour
ROFL that ones so lame it's funny HAHAHA i love those kinda lame jokes.
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haha! number 12..let's stick together!
thats nice! haha!!