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Excellent blog! Love the author's humor.
Might be intended for a mature audience. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/excl.gif) Couple of dirty words here and there.
WWTDD?
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Man, Kevin's rap album is gonna be huge hit. He's always been one tough customer, but his street cred will go through the roof now that he lives in the basement of the pink mansion while the male nanny is upstairs seducing his wife. Just like a real gangster!
Some people say no one in Hollywood has the courage to stand up for themselves. Some people don’t know Teri Hatcher. Page Six says:
"The actress left her longtime manager Eli Selden (a woman) last year during Selden's fight with breast cancer. One source said: 'Eli got her the role in 'Desperate Housewives,' and soon after that was diagnosed with breast cancer and fought it valiantly.' One source says Hatcher 'left Eli because she told her, 'You can't focus on me right now during this important time in my life...' "
It's about time someone stood up to those pricks with cancer. It's always me, me, me with those people. I need chemo, I want to live, MY bone marrow is low. I don't know if they're just fishin for compliments or what, but it's really unattractive. And Teri Hatcher doesn't have time for such selfish antics. If they didn't want to die so bad, they should have become a leather mummy. Like Teri.
UK magazine Grazia says today that Brad Pitt is desperate to marry Angelina Jolie and is proposing to her every day, but Jolie has told a friend she is addicted to her independence and is reluctant to say yes. Another reason may be that it would be Angelina’s third marriage. She has adopted two children since then, she has changed considerably and is much less cavalier with important decisions. The friend said:
"She's happy with Brad and doesn't want to jinx the relationship."
Brad Pitt has weird taste and even worse timing. Just 2 years ago, Angelina was banging her friends out of boredom. 5 years ago she would have married a panther. Now, Tyler Durden himself has to span the globe like one of the Superfriends, going wherever it sucks. He's crossing valleys filled with dragons and rivers of the dead to sleep in a haunted village with a goat for a pillow just so his girlfriend will think he's deep. God, she must be un-freakin-believable in bed.
Paris Hilton is said to park in the handicapped space whenever she goes to the Los Angeles apartment of her "friend", Arizona cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart. Her spokesman says:
"I find the reports surprising."
Uh ... really? Which part? "Surprising" would be if Paris was cleaning turtles after an oil spill or working the phones on the homework hotline. But parking her quarter million dollar car in a handicapped spot then rushing off to blow some guy? Yeah, that seems about right.
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hahaha wow i love this guy's humor too (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)