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A guy goes to his doctor and says,
"Doc, I have a problem."
"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday."
"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor asks, "What happened"?
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
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I must be stupid, but someone please explain!!
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I must be stupid, but someone please explain!!
lmao, he whacked off with his hand.... so his arms sore. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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^ yea i interpret that to be him giving his hand a punch on brick walls or something
ouch! lol...
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^ yea i interpret that to be him giving his hand a punch on brick walls or something
ouch! lol...
ahaah u gotta have a dirty mind ;]
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hhahahaha the guy is a loser
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that is one sad weekend...
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haha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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hhahahaha the guy is a loser
lol.....
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lmao, he whacked off with his hand.... so his arms sore. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
lol! ok...now i get it!
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lol poor guy but serves him right
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Haha poor guy~
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Lol, I didn't get it at first until someone explained it. He got stood up. Rofl.
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hahaha..... eww.. >__<
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lol, REJECTED! XD haha..hu told him to still take the viagra pills even wen no1 has shown up.
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hahhahahaa, dirty but still funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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hahahahahahaha pretty sick