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A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."
So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.
Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.
He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvett and drove off.
The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side." The man had seen his elephant's head move up and down but never from side to side.
People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left, the same guy in the same Corvett drives up.
He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side frantically.
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LOLOL that was funny. thanks for sharing hehehe
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LOL. thanks for sharing. this gave me a good laugh. ^o^
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Oh my gosh haha how mean xD
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haha. that is so funny. just by one statement, he got $20k. haha.
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aww.w that's so funnie!
what a rich man.
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Haha smart AND funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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)= aww how sad! but still funny hahaha
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haha poor elephant.
but its like "don't you ever touch me there ever again!!"
haha
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hahah... i feel bad for the elephant, but it was a good laugh lol... thanks for sharing ^___^
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hehe that was creative (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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hahha how funny!
poor elephant
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LMAO! That's kinda sad XD Poor elephant XD
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Ahahahaha awwwww XD cute elephant hahaha XD
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LOL What a cute elephant
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poor elephant, i thought it be using a mouse for the first part
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Ehh... Poor elephant... XDD;
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HAHA smart man!
muchlove!
-jisoo
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LOL XD poor elephant..
ya that man is smart o_o
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loooollll. That was funny =]
cute ^^