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JOB APPLICATION AT OPORTOS IN BANKSTOWN SQUARE
NAME: OneSik Habib
SEX: No Worries! U know wot they say: Get Sum Lebanese Between Ya
Knees!
DESIRED POSITION: i go for Canterbury so it would have to be Doggy
style.
DESIRED SALARY: $250,000 a year plus a CRX with sub-woofers instead of
a backseat. Or CASH money under the table!
EDUCATION: Nah. wot for? this is aportos - not a skool.
LAST POSITION HELD: Fullback for ST Johns Lakemba.
SALARY: Nah cuz! i hate all vegetables.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: once i full picked up 4 chicks at Cave bro.
so did my cuzin Khaled. they wanted us bad bro.
REASON FOR LEAVING: All in brawl.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Work?? who said anyfink about work??
PREFERRED HOURS: Thursday night/Saturday and Sunday anytime.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Bro, being a lebo IS a special skill
leh.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: Nah, but here's my parole
officers number 0417435211
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
LIFTING UP TO 15Kgs?: My dad's got sum back problem and i fink it
might run in da family
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: Yeah, ya want one bro? full lowered and everyfink!
its fully LAJIT
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I came first in
skool for "MOST SICK DAYS TAKEN" (I was fully sik, and still am)
DO YOU SMOKE?: Nah but i know heaps of suppliers!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:> I'd like to be doing
Britney Spears, actually I'd like to be doing her now!
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Swear to god bro, allah
SIGN HERE: Gemini
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hahaha.
totally reminds me of fat pizza.
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LMAO. hahaha
sign: germini... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm so surprised he can actually spell "vegetables"
XD
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.___.
Are people really this dumb?
Lolololol. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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lol. the "sign here" was funny
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PUHAHAH
The smoking one was funny
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lolz
ahahahaha\
how funny
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that was funny
the britney spears part was funny
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HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I came first in
skool for "MOST SICK DAYS TAKEN" (I was fully sik, and still am)
haha thats the best
i hear this type of language everyday (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sweatingbullets.gif)
ROFL...
omg is this a real resume? ahhaha
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haha sooo made by pple that lives in sydney~
lakemba
canturbury
haha
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it'd be so sad if this was true (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
it's not real, right? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm so surprised he can actually spell "vegetables"
XD
hahaha good one!
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hahahhaa, what a idiot
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SALARY: Nah cuz! i hate all vegetables.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: once i full picked up 4 chicks at Cave bro.
so did my cuzin Khaled. they wanted us bad bro.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
LIFTING UP TO 15Kgs?: My dad's got sum back problem and i fink it
might run in da family
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: Yeah, ya want one bro? full lowered and everyfink!
its fully LAJIT
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I came first in
skool for "MOST SICK DAYS TAKEN" (I was fully sik, and still am)
DO YOU SMOKE?: Nah but i know heaps of suppliers!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:> I'd like to be doing
Britney Spears, actually I'd like to be doing her now!
SIGN HERE: Gemini
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hahah these are funny & cute =X
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puhahah...another ambigious joke. I luv that word
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LOL. What a way a to fill out a job application. =P
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ROFLMAO! > HAHAHAHAHAHAH .. reminds me off my whacko friend in a way >_> .. LMFAO!!
nice one !
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LOL... that really cracked me up! LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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the last part was the best...
haha