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1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)
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lolz~~
ahahahaha
altho i would never do those things
]its really funny what u wrote under them
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^^;;
bad bad after thoughts ... LOLz~
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HAHAHA =p
did you make them up?? hahahaha
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HAHAHA smart way of thinking! those are funny
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lol.
That was tight.
ahaha.
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I read these before ^O^ still funny
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hahaa the old granny crossing the street one was funny. although it'd be mean if I really ignored her. ahha
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5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
^ lol (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) so cruel
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Lol I've heard so many of these before
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10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
we shouldn't help old ladies across the street??
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lol. The nike one's my favorite. X]
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7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
yah idiots int he school always just skip 1 class and they get called down to the office so stupid
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
there's nos uch thing as k-mart anymore, so sad haha
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7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
yah idiots int he school always just skip 1 class and they get called down to the office so stupid
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
there's nos uch thing as k-mart anymore, so sad haha
theres no such thing as k-mart o__O?? really?? when did they close down????
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haha..these are the 10 asians comendment..haha
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there goes my commandments im gonna be living on now ! LOL .. tsk !
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hehe I've read this before, but it's still cool. ^__^
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i like num 7
actually
thats wat i do (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)