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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
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haha, i haven't heard some of these, quite amusing
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lol i used some on my friend and he laughed his head off lol
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lol, pretty good !!
tho i dun think i would use them ~ hahah
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PUHAHA The titianc one's funny
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hahah some is funny yet retarded..hahaah
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
lol. That one's hilarious. =]
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i told the 'perfect 10' one to my boyfriend...
he said...
"does that mean i'm 0.0001?"
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lol..
i would laugh my head off if ever i hear someone say those lines