Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...

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10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
4. Can you believe it! Those sh!t heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
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9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/crazy.gif)
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/crazy.gif)
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ^ LOL O_______O
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hahahaha what *pleasant* things to say xD


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Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH


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omg!!!
all ur jokes are so damn funny
post more~~~


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omg!!!
all ur jokes are so damn funny
post more~~~
hehe thank you (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) i try and post more lol


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LOL, I think #3 is the best xD


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Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH



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7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
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3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?WTF. LOL. HAHAHA


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I like numers 7, 5, and 3...


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LMAO. hahah it's so funny. i love number 9,7 and 3 the most. haha. >_<


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3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
I'd so shoot him if I were Sara's mother (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


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i don't get #2. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
the rest... funny!


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LOL! Number 9, 7, and 3 are hilarious! AHAHAH!


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3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
lol so messed up


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Hehe yah like everyone posted.. #3 made me laugh.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hopefully no guys say that at my house!!!!!!!! i like the one with the cop!!!!!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


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AHAHA !! i like the third one! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


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3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
LMAO.... who would ever think of that lol
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