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Graffiti 1
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Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
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Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Washroom Graffiti 2
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to sh!t
But only farted.
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Some one who had a different experience wrote
Washroom Graffiti 3
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And sh!t my pants!
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Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets
Washroom Graffiti 4
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I came here
To sh!t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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There are also people who come in for a different purpose
Washroom Graffiti 5
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sh!t and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullsunshine on the walls...
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Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
Washroom Graffiti 6
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(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.
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Ministry of environment advertisement
Washroom Graffiti 7
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We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
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Washroom Graffiti 8
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Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
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Washroom Graffiti 9
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On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.
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Washroom Graffiti 10
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a sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in
our pool.
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Washroom Graffiti 11
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
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This should teach you a lesson
Washroom Graffiti 12
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Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.....
bonus!!!
The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet
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AHAHAHH VERY CREATIVE GUYS
hah god tha poopie list. HAHAHHAAA IM STILL LAUGHING
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hahaha~ i've read the poopie list b4 :]
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i've read the poems somewhere before, it still cracks me up.
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hahahaha! hilarious.. i read the poopie one somewhere.. but it's still funnyy
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pahahaha xD funny funny !! these are actually really creative hehe
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RROOFFLLAAMMOO! XD That's hilarious, very creative lines
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Hahaha how amusing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) ive read the poopie list, but the graffiti stuff is very funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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lols those are funny and the poopie list too.
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the poopie list (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) hahahahhahaha
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omg!!
ahahahaha
i shoukd write these at my skool
they're so good
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HAHAHAHAHAHA noice noice =p
I told my friend about the types of poopies and he's like "your seedy"
-__________- ah well i thought they were funny =p
thanks for sharing them! hahahaah