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I got this from a friend xD
Sex and Exercise - calorie counter
It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently
Nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different
Sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World,
here are the true caloric benefits of sex.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent...........................................12 Calories
Without consent.......................................187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................................8 Calories
With one hand.........................................12 Calories
With your teeth........................................85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.......................................6 Calories
Without an erection..................................315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris...........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot............................92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary...........................................12 Calories
69 lying down........................................78 Calories
69 standing up.......................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow..........................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..........................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.................................. 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real................................................112 Calories
False...............................................315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately............................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.....................................36 Calories
30-39 years.........................................80 Calories
40-49 years.........................................124 Calories
50-59 years.........................................972 Calories
60-69 years.........................................2916 Calories
70 and over.........................................Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...............................................32 Calories
In a hurry...........................................98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door.................1218 Calories
With your WIFE knocking at the door..................3521 Calories
Sounds like a great plan to me.
Weight Watchers has nothing on this plan!
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haha 3000 calories?? wtf lol
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hhahahah
i like the last one best....
"With your WIFE knocking at the door..................3521 Calories "
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lol really funny, i like the 70+ erection thing
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AHAHA death after u get a second erection if ur 70+
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the last one..haha...really now?
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Whoa the last one. Thats a lot of calories.
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DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...............................................32 Calories
In a hurry...........................................98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door.................1218 Calories
With your WIFE knocking at the door..................3521 Calories
Haha. This one made me laugh.
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HAHAHAHA. Funnnny. XD
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hahahaha!!! funny stuff!
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it seem very made up..if someone can lose that much when ur wife beatin on door....i guess the US wouldnt be such an obese country
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how can doggy-style be harder than wheelbarrel?
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hahahahhaa!! XD
with wife knocking.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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alright who wants to lose weight with me?
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Lmao this is so funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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HAHAHAHAHA XD OMG. I laughed at the 'With your wife knocking on the door thing XD
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What's the Italian Chandelier?
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haha i will try to remember this (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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ahahahahaha
omg
how funny was the last one
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAH