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sorry if this is posted before ; my friend sent this to me and i p!ssd myself laughing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
*** MIGHT OFFEND SOME PEOPLE ***
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The
DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
"Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
she
is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also
asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
verification. If their partner answers those same three questions
correctly,
they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City
drop
to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard
yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you
win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for
a
couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times
I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch
tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
'Mate
Match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the
Gold
Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question,
Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you
ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the arse....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!
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um.. does that mean sarah's a guy??
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^ Sara's a woman.. she was analed by her husband.
LOL...
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^ AHAHHA LOL at mandah (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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hahaha
what was I doing at that time?!?!
hahaha awesome stuff!
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hahahahaha..........................................
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It's not as much funny as embarrassing.
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lol haha hope she won the trip coz it must of took alot of courage to say it
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this is cheap humour but yeah..poor woman..how embarassing
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH wowww
that`s pretty funny x]
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Hah hah. That poor woman.
But why would you think of answering like that instead of a location when someone asks where it happened? I'd think most people would immediatly think of location. O_O;
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oo man. sucks for the chick. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Embarresing........ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/crazy.gif)
I would hate to be her.
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hah... that is just so embarrassing
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how unfortunate that she took the question so literally (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
the DJ is pretty funny.."atta boy!"
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lol haha hope she won the trip coz it must of took alot of courage to say it
haha ... I agree
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LOL I really hope she won the prize. We should have shows like that here!
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hahahahahahahaha HOW embarrassing loser~ kkkk
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pahahahaha xD......................
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LOL the woman must of been really embarrassed >< yeh I hope she did won that trip