Yo momma jokes!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUGVXM1tWp8
^ that's the best Yo Mama joke (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (start it at the 1 minute mark)
LMAO!!..honestly...ewwww!!..lmao!!!
oh..luv russell peters!


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lol.....these are the best ~~


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lol i like the 'it took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes' thing although it doesn't reeaally make sense. lol. and the m&m one ^^


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^ LOL
these are funny
but the classic one is yo mommas so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.
HAHAHAHH that is funny xD
7. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
13. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
LOL~~~~


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my all tym favourite is
yo mama is so fat dat wen she jumps in da ocean.. the wales sings 'WE ARE FAMILY, AND IVE GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME'
^LOL =='


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Isn't there one that goes:
"Yo mama so ugly, she could only be ... yo mama."
Hahah.


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i have one! =D
'yo mamma so fat, she was born on january 1 & 2,'


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Yo mamma so stupid, when you were born, she pointed to her umbilical cord and said "look honey, it comes with cable"
Yo mamma so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rugburn
Yo mamma so skinny, for halloween, she wrapped herself in tin foil and went as a left over bread stick
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it


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yo mama jokes never get old. XP.
" Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise." <-- love that.


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haha i love those
here is one that I think people might know already
say it with a chinese accent XD
Yo mama so fat that when she jump for joy ... she get stuck
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