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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered
were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and
it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a
good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
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Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
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Hah hah. Last sentence made me laugh quite a bit. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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ahaha! mount & do.. pretty witty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Hahahaha. Good one. I like the last bit, nice way to end the joke. Aish (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) .
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HAHa, i loved the last line!
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This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
that was great...