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I'm sure you can imagine,
It's as easy as can be,
The place is on the couch,
And the time is half past 3,
I whisper "will it hurt?",
And "will it spoil my dress?"
He says to me "don't worry!"
"I'll try not to make a mess"
I'm getting very tired now,
I've never done this before,
He starts to convince me now,
That it's not against the law,
"Now calm yourself my little girl"
His voice betrays with sin,
"Now a little wider now,
And let me put this in",
Suddenly he gave a jerk,
And blood came spurting,
I wish I hadn't done this now,
And then I gave a shout,
It's hurting quite a bit now,
Tears are in my eyes,
It's hurting even more now,
WHY did he have to lie??
Now if you read this carefully,
A dentist you will find,
It's not what you were thinking,
It's just your dirty mind!
Got this in an email from a friend~ hehehe ~
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LOL i read something like this but funny nonetheless
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i was rite... it was a dentist....
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haha i knew it was a dentist but it was on a couch so yea didn't know but i wasn't thinkging dirty =]
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LOL ive read something similar to this.....
thx for sharing^^
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lol i was thinking of ear piercing lol
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its always dentists lol.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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it's kinda misleading cuz the time is half past 3, is it 3.30AM or 3.30PM. since its supposed to make u think dirty, it's 3.30AM?
what is a dentist doing with his patients at 3.30AM???? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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it's kinda misleading cuz the time is half past 3, is it 3.30AM or 3.30PM. since its supposed to make u think dirty, it's 3.30AM?
what is a dentist doing with his patients at 3.30AM???? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
while in the beginning, they want you to think 3 in the morning, later ur supposed to realize they mean 3pm
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Haha I was trying to guess what it REALLY was.
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i've read this before, but still good... =)
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haha I knew it was the dentist!
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hahaha
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loll i read something like this aswell
except it was about something different
it hink it was about gum haha
but they all make me laugh
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lol O__O
i was thinking about something so diferent
haahhahahaha
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LOL. i was thinking of something way different.
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I whisper "will it hurt?",
And "will it spoil my dress?"
He says to me "don't worry!"
spoil her dress? what kind of dentist is this? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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Hahaha. That is funny =D
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LOL! I've read that before. Never thought it'd end up being a dentist. XD
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If I had known it was 3:30 PM then I would've guessed dentist -______-;;