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The Little girl
A little girl walked into the candy store. The storekeeper saw the girl and he was very delighted. She was a beautiful child and she looked like a child of a goddess.
" Hi little girl, what's your name?" The storekeeper asked.
" My name is Rose!" She smiled.
" How did you get such a pretty name?" he asked.
" When I was born a rose petal landed on my head." She giggled. The storekeeper gave her a lollipop for free as she skipped out the door.
Later that day another girl came in. She wasn’t as pretty as the first girl but she was beautiful still...
" Hey little girl, what's your name?" The storekeeper asked.
" My name is Lily!" She smiled.
" And how did you get such a pretty name?" he asked.
" When I was born a petal of a Lily landed on my head." She giggled. The storekeeper gave her a lollipop for free as she skipped out the door.
A few minutes later another girl came in. She wasn’t beautiful She was horribly disfigured. It was kind of hard to look at her but the shopkeeper was too kind.
" Hey little girl! What is you're name?" he asked.
" Piano."
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A Man and a Robber
There was a man who came from another country and didn’t know English, who found a job at a store selling pencils~
One day a customer came in and asked, "What do you sell here?"
The man didn't know how to answer, so the customer left, and soon the boss replied, "Pencils."
On the second day, another customer came to the store, and asked, "What do you sell here?"
The man replied, "Pencils."
Then the customer continued, "Are they sharpened?"
Again, the man did not know the answer, therefore the customer left.
Soon the boss returned, and told him to say maybe yes, maybe no.
On the third day the third customer came in, and asked, "What do you sell here?"
The man answered, "Pencils."
The Customer asked, again," are they sharpened?"
The man replied "maybe yes, maybe no"
Then the customer continued, "How many should I buy?"
Again, the man did not know the answer, therefore the customer left.
Soon the boss returned, and told him to say 3 or 4.
ON the fourth day, another customer came into the store.
Customer: What do you sell here?
Man: Pencils
Customer: Are they sharpened?
Man: Maybe yes, maybe no
Customer: How many should I buy?
Man: 3 or 4
Customer: Do they work?
Again, the man did not know the answer, and when the boss came, he told the man to say some do, some don't.
On the fifth day another customer came.
Customer: What do you sell here?
Man: Pencils.
Customer: Are they sharpened?
Man: Maybe yes, maybe no.
Customer: How many should I buy?
Man: 3 or 4.
Customer: Do they work?
Man: Some do some don't.
Customer: Should I buy some?
Once again, the man didn't know the answer, and the boss theln told him to say, if you don't someone else will.
On the sixth day, a robber came into the store with a gun
Robber: PUT ALL THE $$ IN THE BAG!
Man: Pencil?
Robber: Are you stupid?
Man: Maybe yes, maybe no.
Robber: How many brains do you have?
Man: 3 or 4.
Robber: Do they work?
Man: Some do some don't.
Robber: Should I shoot you then?
Man: If you don't someone else will!
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Story of the 4 Men and Their Sons
4 men of about 50 something years old who haven't seen each other in a very long time (like 15-20 years) encountered on a restaurant. They were really close friends at school and college, and since they haven't seen each other in so long, they started to talk...
One of these men excused him and went to the bathroom. The other 3 started talking...
Man 1 to 2: So, how's your son? Last time I saw him he was still in school right?
Man 2's answer: Well, he's all grown up now. He finished school, went into college, got his degree and started working, scaled positions and now he owns a big car company. He's so rich that he gave a luxurious car to his best friend on his b-day. I'm so proud of him.
Man 3: Wow, that's awesome! Oh, but my son isn't behind at all, he also finished school, went into college (same story from man 2...blah blah blah), and now he's one of the best and more paid architects in the world. He's so rich that he gave a very nice and modern house to his best friend on his b-day...and I'm so proud of him.
Man 1: Man, that’s great! But, I'm so proud of my son too. He finished school, went into college (again...same story…), and now he is a big business man who has plenty of money. He has a great liking on yachts, and he's so rich that he gave a yacht to his best friend on his b-day.
And they were saying things like "Wow...I'm so happy about it, that's great, I have such a good son, etc..." The man 4 who was in the bathroom came out, he approached to the table his friends were sitting at, and he saw them talking with happy faces.
Man 4: "Hey guys, what were you talking about?"
Man 1: "Oh...nothing, we were just talking about our sons and what they're doing now"
Man 2: "By the way...we haven't heard about your son in a long time. How is he and what is he doing with his life?"
Man 4: "Oh, he's fine...he's gay, and sells his body."
The other 3 men were shocked, and didn't know exactly what to say
Man 3: "I'm so sorry about it...it must be hard to see your son like that"
Man 1 and 2: "Yeah...we're so sorry about it, you must be ashamed of your son now right?"
Man 4: "What? No, of course not, I'm happy and proud about him. In fact...sometimes I'm jealous of him."
The other 3 had a much more shocked look on their faces because of what his friend said..."You're happy for him...and you even envy him?" "It's something denigrating, why are you so happy and proud of him?" they asked...all of them really confused.
Man 4: Well, I'm happy and proud of my son, because he did nothing and in his b-day he got a luxurious car, a nice and very modern house, and a yacht from his 3 boyfriends!
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Little Johnny and the Salesman Challenge
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Sally was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events."
"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk."$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Tooth brushes," said Little Johnny.
"Tooth brushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
They all said the same thing.
"Hey, this tastes like i can't read!"
Then I would say, "It is i can't read. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
Had a laugh or two?
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LOL~
the first one... piano;;
johnny's smart ;p
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lol. First and second ones were good; I already heard the third one and the last one is just digusting. X]
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LOL. very nice. i liked them all, especially the first and second one. =P
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haha i like the first one.. i've heard the third one before somewhere
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the last one is funny...
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lol all of them were pretty good but i think i've herad 2 and 3 somewhere before...but still funny to read it again!
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Ahaha I've heard all of them but they're still funny =D
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HAHAH I loved the last one. The first one's cute & I heard a different version of the selling pencils ones (but with oranges).
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AAHAHAHHA PIANO (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) *CHEERS* THANKS FOR SHARING! MADE ME CRACK UP LOADS (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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rofl...lolzz...love the 2nd one..hahaha...so hilarious....lolzz..
thanx for sharing..
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the last one.
ROFL.
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the last ones funny XD
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i dont get the last one
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i dont get the last one
the person obviously tried to write the word... "Sh!t" but the word filter puts it as "I can't read" because this person didn't read the rules which says profanity is not allowed...
these are all funny and heard before, but good to see again...
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ROFLMAO
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i like the piano and the little johnny joke the most ;]
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lmao.. the first one and the last one was funny..
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haha ive heard the gay one before
but little Johnny is VERY smart!
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ROFL @ the gay man one. I heard it so many times but it still doesn't fail to be funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)