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LMAO! Are there any more? AHH I LOVE THE WITNESSES RESPONSES. LMAO OMG
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man some of these lawyers are hella retarded. especially the autopsy ones. duh of course theyre dead. its an autopsy, not a check up. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
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you may think ha ha to some of the blatantly dumb ones, but you have to lay foundation and thought they are duhish if they don't not only do they look worse but objections and going back to the begining of the line of questioning.
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haha.
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wow....people these days lol
i guess some of those attourneys are new
cuz they want to confirm if its not this then its that...even though its obvious
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read some of these before but they're still funny.. guess most lawyers are too pre-occupied with the possiblities
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hahha i like the last one :lo:
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lol hahaha i love the ones where the witnesses actually comeback with sarcastic answers
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing
an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did
you
go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
hahaha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
These are great!
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ive never seen those before but they are hilarious
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hahah these are funny xD
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haha, dumb attorney
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LOL stupid lawyersss mang!
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Haha. Good stuff. Good stuff.
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omg, so funny....
oral... lmao
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did
you
go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
LOL!!!