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Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver".
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aww how sad... I don't understand how hell could have a screensaver though... I know I'm a little slow...
it was an okay joke...
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^ He designed it
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LOL why would he choose hell over heaven. everybody knows heaven is better than earth.. =P
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lol he shoulda seen that coming
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hahaha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) screensaver...weirdo to even think about choosing hell over heaven. looks can be deceivingggg (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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lol i would have chose heaven obviously no matter what
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hohoho...
i know...
the screen saver is the only thing that appear nice in microsoft...
the other was hell~~
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Ahahaha. And here I thought Bill Gates was smarter than that. XP
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Lol
Stupid bill
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hehehe.... i don't find that incredibly funny, but that was kinda nasty.. and a bit stupid of bill gates if he chooses hell over heaven... lol.... considering him as such a clever creator of Windows
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LMFAOO!! THAT'S really funny.. hehe screensaver
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lol~ what kind of dumba$$ would choose hell
over heaven!
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Hahahhahahah, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) God is clever