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ROFL this is hilarious..
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Hehehe, this's really funny. ^__^
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hahaha. i'm proud to be a woman XD
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Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
I didn't get it till I found out what elope meant xD
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Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
LOL! I love these. So true.
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"Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet."
That made me laugh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)