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hahaha i liked that girl & boy conversation =]
but not all girls are like that (maybe some are iono)
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Lols.. this thread is hilarious..
not that it.. the stuff here is just funny..
i dont' know.. but girls are not that evill
but i confirm, we are pretty evil. hehe
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Why don't you spend the rest of your life alone then?
Why guys keep pursuing girls although they know all those "facts"?
because if all males live alone and wouldn't risk getting into a relationship with women, the world population will perish.
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Guys who actually believe in this are just afraid of SWANS: S trong W omen A chievers, N o S pouse
Thank you for the laughs.
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Lol, say what?
Hahah
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Girl: Hey Andrew
Me: Um.. hey. ( I give her a weak little wave)
Girl: Wth was that? You either wave at me or you don't. You look like a pussy waving your hand half way. LOL.
Me: Oh yea.. ok I'll work on that. Um I got to go.
Girl: Um, i thought we were going to spend the lunch together.
Me: I just realized I can't. I have a science test I have to make up.
Girl: Are you an idiot? I'm in your science class. We haven't had a test for 2 weeks
Me: (I slap my forehead.. THINK Andrew THINK!) Um, yea i was kidding. So what are we doing for lunch? Nothing
painful I hope.
Girl: Yea that's what I thought. Lol Andrew your going to be my ho today ok? (giggles like a maniac)
Me: hehe..wasn't I always?
Girl: Shut up! (slaps my butt)
A monster indeed.
HAHAHA. Now that's hilarious. Btw, I think your girl friend is manly. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
I can see that but Adam knew it was bad but he did it anyway, yea even ate it first but then Adam being THE MAN could have stopped her (plus he was with him when it all happened). and I think guys these days are wimps, even my bf says so. The guys let the girls do whatever they want and they dont know when to tell them to stop. And I think there are a lot of divorces because people go into marriage too quickly. No one is honest with each other when they start dating so it all comes out once they start living together and most people dont want to deal with problems so the simple way is to get a divorce. Basically I think besides the domestic abuse and al the unmoral and bad things, people get divorced because they werent mature enough to enter marriage. COmmitment is a lot of work and if people arent willing to work through it then they werent ready for it.
First sentence = fact.
I think we're evil normally, but I don't think we are in relationships. But hey, that's just my opinion. And yes, I find this thread quite hilarimous too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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you DO know that 'no girls allowed' only makes us want to read it even more =p
even though i hope none of this actually describes me, i still find it very amusing(:
i always love your topics(: interesting & great fun haha
muchlove!
-jisoo
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evil? who me? neverrrrrrrr
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mwahahhahahahhahaha -evil thoughts-
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I think you're losing your touch, I didn't find this one funny =/
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LOL aaw you sound like a cute little boy HAHA
that girl slapped your ass ?
whatta perv LOL
well to be honest , i did sneak in : )
but oh well : D
all girls arent like that .
i be evil on purpose , but honestly , i hate being evil .
like when girls are like that , i feel really guilty , and i can't handle it so i just play around LOL
for guys , i just play evil LOL but it's not that it's scray , it's fun : )
so HAH ! not all girls are like that >: P
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um.. it's funny how all these girls are bashing my topic...WHEN YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALLOWED HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! I even said "no girls allowed, for your own good." So you complain.. when i warned you of the possible offense it may create... oh and the guys who read the girls replies.... notice how they are attempting to degrade me cause they know i'm right..
I think you're losing your touch, I didn't find this one funny =/
I am sorry you feel that way. Of course you didn't find it funny...who finds the truth funny?
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Even if I read this from the world's foremost, most reknowned, highly respected, intelligent, legitimate human relations experts, I'd still have a good laugh.
Adam wasn't man enough to say NO to an apple. Eve may have lead him to the tree, apple in hand, but he took the bite. She didn't shove it into his mouth and made him bite, chew, swallow. Why can't men take responsibility for their own inadequacy? "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" came from men mistreating their women.
And what is this? A club house? No girls allowed. Well, this is yo mama boy, and I say wipe that dirt off your face and get your behind in the house before you have to stand during class at school. Those chairs aren't too kind to a whooped behind. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Kidding. Like I said before... thank you for the laughs.
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Even if I read this from the world's foremost, most reknowned, highly respected, intelligent, legitimate human relations experts, I'd still have a good laugh.
Adam wasn't man enough to say NO to an apple. Eve may have lead him to the tree, apple in hand, but he took the bite. She didn't shove it into his mouth and made him bite, chew, swallow. Why can't men take responsibility for their own inadequacy? "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" came from men mistreating their women.
And what is this? A club house? No girls allowed. Well, this is yo mama boy, and I say wipe that dirt off your face and get your behind in the house before you have to stand during class at school. Those chairs aren't too kind to a whooped behind. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Kidding. Like I said before... thank you for the laughs.
LOL! Thank you for your interesting critque. It isn't a clubhouse, but a warning to those who are going to take it quite personally, presumably girls who actually think I can generalize the entire female population as evil. Well, the next one I am hopefully going to work on this week is "5 Ways To Dump Your Girlfriend", i can hint it will include ideas never thought before. Have a nice day. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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I know it said no girls allowed but yeah, I was curious. X_x
Well, not all of us are like that, even though we can be... >.<
But yeah, it was really funny~ hahaha~ X]
You made my day~ XD
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you kno statistics show that bachelor men are most likely to commit suicide than married women
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you kno statistics show that bachelor men are most likely to commit suicide than married women
you know statistics show that bachelor men are likely to commit suicide due to ingenius plots set up by women to torture them from the inside
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you kno statistics show that bachelor men are most likely to commit suicide than married women
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It's b/c they can't live with cats or the idea that dying alone and single is tragically romantic (when it comes to the old spinsters who don't end up with their true loves).
5 ways to Dump your Girlfriend? I can do it in five words (if I had a gf): I... don't... love... you... anymore.
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Lol that was a pretty funny read. I'm a girl btw XD
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It's b/c they can't live with cats or the idea that dying alone and single is tragically romantic (when it comes to the old spinsters who don't end up with their true loves).
5 ways to Dump your Girlfriend? I can do it in five words (if I had a gf): I... don't... love... you... anymore.
"i dont love you anymore".. we men are too shy and we don't exactly roll that way.. we hate actually seeing that person when we are dumping her.. shows how sensitive and manly we are to do it through texts.. or the phone...wait phone is a little bit extreme.. or my personal favorite: straight up ignoring them... they seem to get the message that way.. lol
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LOL!
oh god, that was funny.
and the backstreet boys rock! =)