Question
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh!? For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to - "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
With huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a i can't read.
Answer
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