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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best thread in the history of all forums
hahahah i just spent a few minutes laughing my a$s off
i don't know any good ones but i heard one like
"chuck norris doesn't sleep. he waits."
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when chuck norris does a push-up. hes not really pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down~
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if u dunno who chuck norris is... its called google
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.....the guys in my class are always chuck norris-ing this and that.
and i still don't get what's so funny. o__o
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Lol it's funny cuz it's just funny and stupid.
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chuck norris' powerful roundhouse kick is the reason why
earth has a 23 degree tilt on its axis.
that one kept me laughing all day ^^
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chuck norris knows what sean paul is says in his songs
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Chuck Norris eats asian babies.
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chuck norris knows what sean paul is says in his songs
haha
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these jokes are the BEST i've read!
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my school's newspaper made a joke article on Chuck Norris as an april fools joke and its sooo funny.
Chuck's old math teacher, Ms. Eck, said, "Charles was a decorated mathematical idiot. He was the only one who could divide by zero and counted to infinity a couple of times." (Note to reader: Upon hearing the Ecks referred to him as 'Charles,' Chuck Norris went to her house and stared at her until she exploded.)
LMFAOOOOO
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just some that no one posted yet:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best thread in the history of all forums
hahahah i just spent a few minutes laughing my a$s off
i don't know any good ones but i heard one like
"chuck norris doesn't sleep. he waits."
Oh, you mean "Chuck Norris does not stalk; he waits."
That's one of my favorites. My myspace title is a play on that "fact" XD.
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these are hilarious
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I'ma try to make some up from the top of my head. Yeah, I'm bored.
Chuck Norris is God's punishment to the world
Scientists hypothesize that there are 18 different species of monkeys that live in Chuck Norris' beard.
During his free time, Chuck Norris enjoys going over to orphanages and giving every third child a roundhouse kick to the face
...and to make up for those lame ones, here's some regular ones I found (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
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haha some of these are funny! but gosh, poor guy. oh well here's my addition.
One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take i can't read from anyone.
Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The program dares the virus to enter the machine.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f.ck he wants.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
Jeeves asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.
Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.
When Chuck Norris laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently sh.ts a cow.
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Helen Keller's favourite colour is Chuck Norris.
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god walks on water, chuck norris walks on god. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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The sun is 93 million miles away from the Earth, and it takes light 9 minutes to get here. It takes light 10 minutes to reach Chuck Norris, because it has to ask permission before illuminating him.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris doesnt have a keyboard for his computer, instead he stares at the screen untill his thoughts appear there.
haha kinda stupid
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Wedgies are so scared of Chuck Norris that they hide in his ass.
By: Yours truely. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)