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hahaha. I was fooled by the remote control. thought it would be a guy.
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oh wow. these are actually true. awesome! whoever made these up are very creative.
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lmao. The remote control made me laugh.
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Not sure if this has been shared here or not but I received this in an e-mail a while back and decided to share with everyone here that is ready for a good laugh! ^___^
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HOURGLASSES: Hourglasses are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Thanks for sharing..........they are all TRUE.
I like photocopiers and remote control.......you made me laugh!
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haha this sure cheered me up (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
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i like the photocopier and the train one.
so funny, same lines to pick up ppl. LOL
thanks for sharing
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lmfaoo cutee. i like the remote control one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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LMAO hahaha i like the hot balloon one lol
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haha those are smart and funny!
haha the photocopier xD
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LOL at hourglass. I like the train and photocopier ones. ;D
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HOURGLASSES: Hourglasses are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Those are hilarious.
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Puahahahaha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
I love the photocopiers and trains ^^
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i LOVE it~ haha very cute
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lol. this is funny.. i like the remote control =P
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lol funny
whoever thought these up is a genius
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very nice, thats a nice comparison with F/M with machines, they should post this on the wall next to those little cafes and around copy machines around offices, have a good laugh and relax from all that work.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
LOLOLOL, I love these the most. Thanks for sharing; they were definitely good for a laugh! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Whoaaa. The photocopiers are right. o_____o
They do wreck havoc. x____x;
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LOL!
good one!
thanx for sharing!
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I like the remote control one the best. These are nice.