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Lol i remember this thread from old soompi forums... here are mine lol
"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never". LOL
You should watch out, the police are looking for you... why???...becasue you stole my heart ....
lol ... omg im going to throw up
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lol funny. thanks for posting them up!
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lol sum of them are reposted..
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lol
"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" not funny but it's a 'pick up line'
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"so ... nice day today ain't it?"
"yup."
"will you go out with me?"
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my friend has a lot....ill way for him to sign back on
the one i remember though was like....
"i bet u $20 that u wont go out with me" or something like that
its an almost win win situation
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heres a funny one from someone on here *cough* sykowolf *cough*
"did you just fart?......cuz you blew me away!"
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you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never". LOL
that's just like a line from the BoysIImen song Thank you in advance
'You are invited to the party in my pants' haha i just made that up because i had a mind blank
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I really wonder if anyone ever uses these?
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i said some pick up lines to my ex before. that time i was going out with her.
"can you hold something for me. it's heavy"
"yes sure"
and hold her hand.
yeah some pick up lines are realyl good to use. HAHA there's more but i forgot all of em.
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"what's that on your hand?"
*put hand on hers/his*
"it's mine" ^-^
"do you have a bandaid?"
"why?"
"i scraped my knee falling for you" ^-^
"if you were a pokemon, i'd choose you"
"if you were a booger, i'd pick you first"
"you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend"
that's all i can think of for now..hahaha. i love lame pick up lines! i need to get new ones to use on my boyfriend ^-^
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haha that math one was funny
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LOL.
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so what's cookin' good lookin'?
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man: would youlike to dance
woman: i would love to
man: good, can you go dance while i talk to yor friend
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man: would you like to dance
woman: no!
man: excuse me, i think you heard wrong, i said you look fat in those pants.
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"i lost my number, can i have yours?"
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man: do you have a mirror in your pant?
woman no, why?
man: because i can see myself in them
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LOL
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lol chunsu^ i heard that last one from a tv show.
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you're like campbell's soup. m'm m'm good.
you're like gatorade...you quench my thirst.
are you a light bulb? cuz you turn me on.
i got this one from a song..
i know my calculus. it says U + ME = US.
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this one is so corny! I almost couldn't stop laughing...
Wade-Carlie, your dad stole the stars and put it in my eyes.
Carlie-Eh? (with a "do I know u" look)
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That was funny!