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haha i just love little johnny if this is a repost sry (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sweatingbullets.gif)
One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.
Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?"
The lady said, "It is a Damn ham."
Mrs. Johnson looked shocked and said, "Don't speak that way to me, don't you know that I am the preachers wife!"
The lady said, "Yes, yes I know, but that is the brand name of the ham!"
Mrs. Johnson said, "ooh I see well thank you" and the lady left.
Later that night when Mrs. Johnson was cooking dinner the preacher came into the kitchen and said, "Mmmm! That smells really good! What is it?"
Mrs. Johnson said," Well thats your dinner tonight, some Damn Ham"
The preacher was shocked and said, "Don't speak to me that way! Don't you know who I am?"
Mrs. Johnson said, "Yes, yes! I know who you are! It is just the brand name!"
The preacher said, "Oh! I see! Well it smells great!"
That night when dinner was ready she had set it out on the table. The corn, mashed potatoes, rolls, and ham!
When the family sat down they said their prayers and began to eat. The preacher said to his wife, "Could you please pass me some of that Damn ham?"
The wife said "sure".
Then little Johnny said, "Alright dad! While you're at it can you pass me the i can't reading mashed potatoes!"
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hahaha how cute (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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lol cute.
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LOL, go little Johnny!
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I heard the Dam Fish one lol
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it's cutee but not reallly funny
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lol i can imagin his dad crackin it now
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LOL. little johnny. whatever to do with you.
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hahaaha lol
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hahahhahah little Johnny really is the best kid!
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lol...
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funny I can't get enough of Johnny's jokes
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haha i heard the "dam fish" one before (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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cute
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Lol aw.
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lol!
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LOL!!! That's hilarious.
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hah hah
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Oh, little Johnny... you need your mouth washed with soap.
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little johnny's adorable hahahah X]