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Is the spirit of "Customers from Hell" (but with the opposite intentions ) has anyone ever had any customer that were very funny (in a nice way) or just made the day go a little quicker?
I'll begin shall I?
As many people know I work part time as a medical receptionist. I had a guy come in once with a brain scan that the dr had checked and everything was ok. So he asked what the results were and I replied
"All clear. There wasn't anything there."
Him - "Nothing? At . . . all?"
Me - " (catching on) Yes. Good news was there was no evidence of any tumours. Bad news was there was no evidence of any brain matter either."
Him - " Well I guess there isn't much a specialist could do about that then. Have a good day! "
Of course then there was the patient who rang asking about their autopsy results . . .
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
Of course then there was the patient who rang asking about their autopsy results . . .
thats pretty darn funny
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i had a customer on wednesday at the pub i work at who was telling everyone around him how nice i was for going all the way out to back to get him a cascade light. "I was like, its my job " He was so impressed!
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I work in a newsagency and alot of customers ask me where certain things are like magazines and stationary.
Anyway one day this guy came in looking for a car magazine.
He looked around but couldn't find it so he asked for my assistance. I found it and it was right infront of him.
Pointing to his eyes he asked me:'see these?' well they are glued on.
hehehe...
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Hehe I can contribute. 2 customers I had awhile back...
1.
Customer: When does the boat leave for New Zealand ?
Me: *funny look and silence for about 5 sec* the boat only goes as far as Manly and Parramatta
2.
Customer: When does the next boat leave for Martin Place?
Me: Ummm theres no water along George Street or Pitt Street...
(I thought this person was joking so I gave them about 3 seconds or so before I responded)
Customer: Oh ok
Me: You can walk to Martin Place. Its only about 13min from here.
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Not so much funny customer but my mum once asked me:
"What time does the 7 30 train come?"
I just stood there and stared at her... I hope it's not hereditary.
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not really my customer, but when standing in a cafe waiting to b served, this guy was on his mobile, and he was in front of me having this fully serious fight with, i assume, his gf/bf (i think he was gay tho) yelling, "NO! I AM NOT YOUR B*TCH, YOU ARE MY B*TCH!" everyone was just looking at each other trying not to laugh was cute
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haha That would have been soooo funny bug
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Originally Posted by Dimple
Hehe I can contribute. 2 customers I had awhile back...
1.
Customer: When does the boat leave for New Zealand ?
Me: *funny look and silence for about 5 sec* the boat only goes as far as Manly and Parramatta
2.
Customer: When does the next boat leave for Martin Place?
Me: Ummm theres no water along George Street or Pitt Street...
(I thought this person was joking so I gave them about 3 seconds or so before I responded)
Customer: Oh ok
Me: You can walk to Martin Place. Its only about 13min from here.
sorry but BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i laughed out loud when i read these hehe
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him: can you speak Japanese?
me: nah, i can't
him: why?
funny dude